Archive for September, 2008
Paul Newman is Paul Deadman
Sometime today Paul Newman died in his West Port, Connecticut. He was aged 83 years. Reports are saying that his death was an over complication of being a total bad ass since 1956. Doctors close to the case are saying that Newman’s coolness cockles an area known to produce a sex icon and brooding toughness pheromone had failed completely after a life of over use. According to one medical expert, “We’ve seen this before, it’s the same thing that got Brando.” [Read Column]
Around the Football World
In this column, I’m going to talk about America’s game. No, not Halo, not WoW, not Starcraft II. Those belong to Korea. I’m talking about a sports game. Dammnit, not Madden 2009 or that WII crap. Just stick with me people. I’m talking about a real-life sport, football. Grid-iron football. Let’s take a world wind tour of the NFL and the NCAAs.
You may be asking “What in the hell is this picture and what does it have to do with football?”
Well, my precious, keep reading. [Read Column]
Frustrated Superhero
Check out this video from DefClub 3000 – my cousin’s production company.
Sleeper in the Stone (Ch1)
The first chapter of Sleeper in the Stone is up, joining the prologue. Please come take a look at let me know what you think. And now for something completely different.
