Comments on: I’m So Over You, Brad

By: Lamont Barbella

Lamont Barbella — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:41:38 +0000

Love him, love him, love him. Brad Pitt is an awesome person and a fantastic actor. He and Angie are perfect together.

By: John

John — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:39:26 +0000

Come on Trent, you gotta swing for the fences, not settle for a Frankenstein looking country crooner.

Randy Travis? Wow dude, he might actually hook up with you. Usually, one decides on a man crush with at least a little bit of comfort that it couldn’t ever happen. Unattainability makes them hotter, and yet safe. So be careful with Randy…….he might just say yes.

By: Rob

Rob — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:29:39 +0000

Still hurting from your Randy Travis man crush? Love hurts, man …

By: Trent

Trent — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:42:58 +0000

I think you and John should get it over with and hook up. You are both gay. Funny, but definitely gay.

By: John

John — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:19:15 +0000

Also, that chick in the picture embodies the term “Sweet Boobs”.

By: John

John — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:57:59 +0000

Brad Pitt is the Jenny McCarthy/Cindy Crawford of Man Crushes: No matter how old they get, they always seem to remain relevantly hot and are as safe a bet for “Celebs-I’d-bang” as anyone. However, Ryan Reynolds and Josh Duhmel are the new Man Crush standard bearers. They’re hot, awesome, and rich, which is all you had to say.

Past their prime Man Crushes?
Matthew Wooderson
Commie Clooney
Insane Cruise

SPILFs
Cristiano Reynaldo (he’s hurtingful good looking)
Becks (though he’s a wee bit, well, wee)

FILFs
Ford, Inc Cambern
Paulie Walnuts

By: 8'

8' — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:56:21 +0000

Suggestions for what? I didn’t make it passed the picture of that dude’s girlfriend.

I’d offer up Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg. Not only does he have that Boston thing going like Matthew Paige, but he’s got a record to prove his badass-ness. Since he’s dropped the funky bunch, I feel like he’s looking for somebody to…you know…hang out with. He’s also ripped and has a host of great movie credits to his name. Oh, and he produces Entourage. I also happen to think he has the best line in the aforementioned The Departed – “Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f*** yourself.”

If you’re looking for wall paper for your locker, there is an endless supply of posters from his Calvin Klein days. Keeping up with your criteria for the exotic better half, he’s been tied to Jordana Brewster. Look her up. She’s Panamanian.

Lastly, if you’re wondering about future projects of his, you can look foward to The Brazilian Job due out next year. No word yet on whether this is a sequel to The Italian Job or a new movie related to personal hygiene. As much as I enjoyed the former, I hope it’s the latter assuming Ms. Theron costars.