Let’s talk about penises.  Broken penises.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Put down your mouse for second and do not navigate away from my website.  Just stick with me on this one.  But first, I want to apologize for all of the uncomfortable shifting and potential adjustments to your boys that might happen during the reading of this article.  But it’s all based on fact.  As I sometimes do, I find an article in the current news that inspires me to write a column.  And today is such an event.

With all of that being said, I want to return to penises.  Broken penises. [Read Column]