Comments on: The Pissing Bandit

By: Hat

Hat — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:17:30 +0000

i am laughing out loud right now. Remember the pissing bandit birthday cake??? The PB did strike again in 2002 and almost pissed on Bo. PB was butt assed naked with hands on hips about to piss on Bo Bo while Princess slept on the couch. A scary night!! But we woke him up in time. And then Bo and I covered the living room with clear painters tarp the next day while he was at work so we could all go out that night and sleep soundly.

By: Jane Ann

Jane Ann — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:07:01 +0000

So – I just shot coffee out of my nose from laughing so hard.
AND YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING TOO

That was, well – great.

By: Trav

Trav — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:41:22 +0000

Funny stuff rob. Really enjoyed that one.

By: Rob

Rob — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:56:19 +0000

@8′ – the Yankees can’t win the World Series EVERY year, right?

By: Tony

Tony — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:38:27 +0000

Best. Story. Ever.

By: Clint

Clint — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:38:15 +0000

Exceptional. That’s the only way I can describe that story. I have to say that before I graduated I witnessed another of these semi-concious pissers in the Fiji house. I, like you, awoke to the sound of a jet steam only to witness a roomate pissing on another roomate’s belongings. I was able to safely observe this phenomenon from the top bunk, but… Read More the roomate who was having his things pissed on was not so lucky. He was on the bottom bunk and was unfortuante enough to experience some back splash. I have never seen anyone so angry, and I managed to make matters worse by being unable to control my laughter. Rage + piss + hysterical laughter makes for an interesting dynamic.

By: 8'

8' — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:55:44 +0000

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. While Bo, Wade, Slammer, and Tubbs gave that room some street cred, don’t forget who inhabited it before that. Beagle and Rick and their “Do Not Enter – Don’t make a noise after 9:00 or I’ll fine your ass” attitude wasn’t exactly the coolest of cool. Jesuits.

And really? A printer?

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:49:00 +0000

Oh man, I was laughing.out.loud. I mean really laughing. This was great, really really great.

You did forget to mention that all this experience did was free him of his anyonymity. Not long after the Pissing Bandit was witnessed publicly defiling the volleyball court at Courts at 1am after a 15-0 thrashing. The referee/owner was not pleased.