I embrace the motto, “A writer writes, always.” Sure I stole it from Throw Momma From the Train, but I don’t feel that it diminishes the truth in the statement. Having a column really creates a sense of accomplishment by writing and publishing something everyday. Plus, it allows me to share my general cynicism and puerile sarcasm.

Check out my most recent columns and a brief summary.

Here’s a quick overview of the column topics:

• 20th lvl Nerd: Ideas, insights, and creations from a role-player and gamer with 25 years of experience under his belt and self-proclaimed manifestation of Kurtulmak the Shining One.
• Manderthal: A glorification of everything smelly, dirty, and crude that encompasses manliness. Please note – due to some colorful language, this category should be considered PG-13.
• No Pants: Some of you might wonder how I can be voluntarily unemployed. It’s because I have a high-powered, dental specialist wife. Part of my duties are to take care of our new baby son, our dog Bingo, and all of the domestic chores in exchange for the freedom to pursue the dream.
• On the Road to Find Out: These are more of an introspective variety, focusing on politics, life, philosophy, and the world. Consider it a journey towards understanding.
• SEO My!: Prior to my early retirement I was leading a team of consultants for online marketing, graphic and web design, branding, conversion optimization … basically all the big buzzwords that you can think of when it comes to putting a business online.
• Stranger Among Mates: These are the misadventures of a damn American living among Aussies and vegemite. Worse yet, I’m an Oklahoman which means that even most Americans think I’m inbred.

I’ve also got several recurring memes such as Vs, Rankings, Who the Hell Is This Guy, and the Dick Cheney Awards.  You can see the complete lists for each in my Column Archive.  Thanks for stopping by and feel free to holla at me.